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ALTERcation 

A verbal and/or physical dust-up due to either someone's displeasure at da tailoring adjustments of a prized garment, or someone's decidedly NOT "holding his peace" at a wedding.
A bridal shop should pay due diligence during gown-preparations, to hopefully avoid any ALTERcations stemming from one or more wardrobe malfunctions during a "big day" ceremony.
ALTERcation by QuacksO February 2, 2023

verbal altercation 

Cause a disruption to the public/ arguing
I was charged with verbal altercation at school today

altercation 

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant other
did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a wade
altercation by mtn boy terms April 11, 2017

altercation 

a trip or vacation with the sole purpose of seeing someone get married.
My trip to Florida would have been much more fun if it hadn't been an altercation, watching two people get married just reminds me that I will probably die alone.
altercation by caic January 15, 2009

altercation 

to hook up or have sex with a person who is not a significant othe
did you hear wade had altercations with lindsey ?

no but i heard the priest had altercation is a word
altercation by mtn boy terms April 12, 2017

surgial altercation 

What ya get when ya move da "c" from da first word to da second. Since "Sergio" is a Spanish name, maybe this term refers to a dust-up dat occurs in a Mexican hospital during a disagreement over a tummy-tuck, breast-augmentation, sex-change operation, etc.
Some people are so horrified at their post-facelift appearance dat they actually get into a surgial altercation with da doctor or other staff.