altering the boy 

term common among Catholic priest and used to describe the process of sodomizing a young acolyte as an initiation into the service of the priest and (and this is a purely incidental benefit) for the base sexual gratification of the priest.

the process of altering a young boys future by initiating him into homo-erotic behavior

what your uncle did to your cousin

Aunt Tittie: Cousin Johnny sure is an odd young man. He has so many nervous tics and habits.

Aunt Vaggie: What a shame and after Father Dicklicker spent soooo much time with him.

Aunt Tittie (light bulb above her head): Oh my, do you think Fr. Dicklicker was altering the boy?

altering the boy by drpoonandtheteenangels August 27, 2009

Adulting 

Doing something grown-up and responsible

I'm so proud of you for finally adulting by spending that money on things you need.

Adulting by someladygirl June 7, 2014

Adulting for money 

Having to do grown up things like work a steady job to earn money to pay bills and break even every month because you were not born/ married into millions.

I'd love to visit Ireland someday, but I'm currently adulting for money.

Adulting for money by TiffanyFG September 12, 2018

adulting 

When a person and his/her partner get pregnant, married, and buy a house - in that order, within 6-months, and during a global pandemic

"Got into Harvard for being top 1% of my class and my parents still remind me how my brother was in the 0.01% bc he knocked up his GF with an IUD...he's just adulting way too hard"

adulting by Cbum1898 July 20, 2021

Adulterick 

A combination of Adulterer and Tiger Woods' real name, Eldrick. Someone who cheats on his/her significant other. (much credit to JRIB)

Hey man, I was watching TMZ and they found yet another skank that Adulterick Woods cheated on his wife with.

Adulterick by east coast jim December 16, 2009

Adulting 

When you buy a car that you cant afford.

When you invite the neighbours round and then upset all of them by just being you.

When it seems like a good idea to call in sick because you've 'had a death in the family'

When you're sat by the loo because cleaning up sick from the floor doesnt seem exciting. Plus the cleaner (your mom) ain't coming for 2 weeks.

When everyone looks 28 and that's young.

When you can afford to buy 3 for 100.

When all you wanna do is forget the day before.

Hello Ron,

No, I'm not happy about being at work for 7.15am but you know, I'm adulting.

Oh thanks Phil, yes I have an adult car as I'm adulting.

What's a #? I'm too old to know, but I'm adulting..

Adulting by Dave Did It April 14, 2021

Adulting 

A word a basic white girl says when they want to say that being an adult is hard while constantly thinking social media is much more important that IRL

It's so hard sweeping a floor and is totally not a basic chore # aadulting #lifesux #givemelikesinfacebookplsss ineeditiwanttofeelnbotbasicwhilebeingbasic

Adulting by creepyawman17 January 5, 2021