Abreveators 

People who feel the need to abrieviate everything in unnesesary ways, such as lol - laugh out loud. jk - just kidding. cod - call of duty

Those kids are such abreveators, they're not saving anypne's time, they just sound like douch mongers

Abreveators by JimmyNuetronBoyGenius September 20, 2009

abreve lang extend 

abreviation language formed of mostly one syl words to save on time and then inexplicably doubled or lengthened, thus defeating the purpose.

Honey chile thats just that abreve lang extend nonsense

abreve lang extend by That Rockstar Bre-Boots April 25, 2011