I have to pee like a monster 

When one has to pee really bad, they have to pee like a monster. When you have to pee so bad you can't wait. Having to pee to the extreme. Getting upset because there is no where to pee.

Why is there no public restroom? I have to pee like a monster!

I have to pee like a monster by Emory February 12, 2006

A monster mash 

A bowl of cereal with the combination of "Boo Berry", "Count Chocula", and "Franken-berry" in it.

I bought the variety pack for the Halloween themed cereals. I'm going to have myself a monster mash!

A monster mash by BuGgY_BiTz October 12, 2019

I'm a monster 

The extremely catchy song by scene band Blood On The Dance Floor that has a knack of swirling round in your head days after hearing it.

Girl: "Cut-cut-cut you up! I'm a monster, hahaha."

Tom: "...dude, what IS she singing???"

Mark: "New Blood On The Dance Floor song. Kinda catchy."

The next week...

Mark: "dum dum dum... I'm a monster, haha...oh no!"

I'm a monster by Crazy Axer July 6, 2009

drawing a monster 

The act of taking a difficult dump often accompanied by pleading to God for the turd to drop.

I can't answer the phone right now, I'm drawing a monster!

drawing a monster by Ben Franklin December 25, 2005

give your maj a monster 

on the february 26th you need to guve your favourite maj a monster

its 26th you should give your maj a monster

give your maj a monster by kekec February 25, 2021

A Monster

Someone who enjoys Monster Gaming's Videos

Hey man stop watching malek's videos and go watch Monster Gamers and be A Monster

A Monster by Anthony Black October 13, 2011

A Monsters Inc. Avalanche 

Ejaculating into someone's mouth, and having them laugh/"spit-take" cum BACK up the urethra......"put that thing back where it came from or so help me..."

Celia gave me "A Monsters Inc. Avalanche" for our anniversary, and I got so backed up

A Monsters Inc. Avalanche by Mike was whore's key September 19, 2022