i dont give a hoot  

not give two shits,
used in the song "pork and beans"

i'll go ahead and waste my time
i dont give a hoot about what you think!

i dont give a hoot by Douche McFagen January 14, 2009

I don't give a hoot

not caring, does not matter to you , i could care less, you are beyond it

"Curtis they are leading by 20 points" i don't give a hoot

I don't give a hoot by caines March 10, 2012

Taking a hoot 

Verb

When a Canadian gamer is going to take a bong rip in between matches for an unspecified and irregular amount of time.

"Hey man I'm Taking a hoot real quick"

*leaves for 35 years*

Taking a hoot by iTheDenfinerrr December 1, 2022

give a hoot don't pollute 

the act of giving a hoot and not polluting

*sees a dirtbag litter*
gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*

give a hoot don't pollute by giveahoot_dontpollute August 27, 2017

Give a Hoot 

Give a Hoot is a phrase used to tell someone they should contact them.

"You want to play some games later?"
"Yeah, sure! I'm free all night so just give a hoot."

Give a Hoot by KhajiitMeistro March 8, 2021

Suck a Hoot 

Suck a dick

"You Bitch Go Suck a Hoot"

Suck a Hoot by MisterMichael1010101 February 16, 2009

Toot a hoot 

To masterbate

Sam: do you think it's wise to toot a hoot before exam
Honey: I heard increase of hormones helps when u don't for few days.

Toot a hoot by Jesé May 12, 2015