Woodford Folk Festival 

The most amazing week long music festival held in Woodford QLD Australia.
Goes from the 27th of Dec to the 1st of Jan.

"I just had the best week"
"Where?"
"Woodford Folk Festival of course"

Woodford Folk Festival by Yogi Bear 2012 January 4, 2012

Woodford What Ifs 

when you wonder if something else happened

Rodrigo: Woodford What ifs, alfonsoblankshot never happend

jake: 12v1! 12v1!!!

Milo: Gua Gua

adam: Nobody likes me anymore

Woodford What Ifs by Nuksoocow November 29, 2024

The Woodford

A cult photo pose resembling a catalogue stance from the likes of Littlewoods. To acheive the stance, the poser stands upright with one foot forward with cocked knee, the other leg straight, and places one hand on hip and the on forehead as if to shield eyes from sun. Facial expression should be steely and intense, and eyes must be gazing into the distance. This move started after a young advertising executive in London, with the last name Woodford, struck the pose and it was immortalised on camera. It has since been emulated the world over. It has been referred to as 'the new planking' but those who perform The Woodford claim it is much cooler.

Wanting to impress friends when a photo is being taken at a crowded bar, Ben struck The Woodford, much to the joy if onlookers.

The Woodford by Not_jess...promise April 12, 2012

Kim Woodford 

Nothing

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Kim Woodford by Sylvester Aidan June 11, 2018

Austin "Diesel" Woodford

The sexiest pimp alive whos penis is larger than rob taylors and all the girls luv him and want his weiner. He is the pimp of all pimps

Austin "Diesel" Woodford is the sexiest man alive

Austin "Diesel" Woodford by Austin Woodford March 19, 2005

woolford 

A marijuana cigarette

I fired up a woolford while watching the game.

woolford by unstable bob January 4, 2008

woolford 

Complete and utter wanker, too cocky for his own good. As well as this, usually has an expression so gormless it would
catch flies. Usually attracts other dicks.

"You had a face like a slapped woolford"

woolford by Dave Penis May 21, 2008