Whiteness Relocation Program

When white people move in to a historically minority populated neighborhood. A synonym for gentrification.

"It looks like the Whiteness Relocation Program is sending more people here!"

by King_George_3rd September 25, 2015

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

Search toby turner's channel on youtube

Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

by godthefish March 14, 2011

darkness then redness then whiteness

Toby Turner "tobuscus" 's intro to his vlogs on his channel tobyturner. He is an amazing youtube who I watch every day. He pushes his finger against his iphone then shouts "darkness then redness then whiteness in a cool tone. He is awesome.

go to his you tube channel tobyturner and every one of his intros says darkness then redness then whiteness

by benHarr November 5, 2013

Schrodinger's Whiteness

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.

That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.

by Ill_Will December 4, 2017

Multiracial Whiteness

1. Multiracial Whiteness is defined as a Newspeak word used to spread hate and divide people by insinuating that “Whiteness” is a negative connotation and liberally applying it to anyone that disagrees with certain cultural aspects.
2. A made up word to attack people who don’t think Western Culture.
3. A derisive word used by Fascists and Authoritarians, especially by those in the media, to control the minds of the sheeple.

1. He isn’t white and supports Western Culture, he suffers from “Multiracial Whiteness”.
2. The “non-white” man has Multiracial Whiteness because he supports Western culture.
3. “This just in, Rodriguez suffers from ‘Multiracial Whiteness’ because he supports Western Culture.”
4. A: “B, you are defined by Multiracial Whiteness.”
B: “A, you are ignorant and a bigot for using that term.”

by TuGunJr January 19, 2021

The Whiteness

A man so white, as to almost appear opaque. He makes Q-Tips jealous. Rice envies his lack of pigment. When a white linen napkin is in his presence, it most likely falls to the floor in awe. Flour fails to live up to his level of pastieness.

"Do you remember seeing The Whiteness at Q's Place that one time, Joe?"

"Every time I look in the mirror."

by Tyrannical T-Bagger November 21, 2013

Fauchovah's Witness

A member of the Covidian sect of cultish apologists who fervently adhere to the teachings and mandates of the one and only true Fauchovah.

"Do NOT confuse Fauchovah's Witnesses with JWs."

"One is the sole religion of the only true god & the other is Jehovah's Witnesses!"

by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023