Gentleman's wash 

blow job

Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.

Gentleman's wash by tykki December 30, 2022

Tramp's Wash

Tramp's Wash: The act of using baby wipes to quickly freshen up when a shower or bath isn’t available, convenient, or when someone is simply too lazy to bathe. It’s a handy solution for anyone—whether homeless, busy, or just avoiding traditional bathing.

Lee: Bruv, I was watching this video on YouTube about celebrities who don’t like washing. Apparently, Angelina Jolie used to get the hump with Brad Pitt for not showering and just using baby wipes instead! LOL.
Frank: You know what they call that? A Tramp's Wash! Brad thinks he’s too posh to wash, bruv! LOL.
Lee: Init, bruv! LOL.

Tramp's Wash by Jamie Cheese January 28, 2026

it's a wash 

it's about even; the two things under consideration can't be meaningfully differentiated in terms of value.

flying is more expensive and less comfortable but taking the train is much slower, so it's a wash

it's a wash by vfvfvfvf November 24, 2016

Jack's Car Wash 

In Fresno,the universal meeting place for all MILF's. They gather to get their car wash, buy their kids some tasty treats, or to simply hang out. They are most commonly found driving their black Range Rovers, or "Milfmobiles", at around 10-11am on Sundays.

Jahn: "Hey are you going to Jack's Car Wash?"

Saggy: "Yeah dude all the MILFS will be there!"

Jack's Car Wash by Magic striss March 13, 2009

Newton's Car Wash 

When the gravity from taking a dump forces enough water to splash up and clean your ass automatically.

You: Oh no... all out of toilet paper. The best thing I can hope for is a Newton's car wash.

Newton's Car Wash by mreman91 November 20, 2010

it's a wash 

A saying meaning "it's a wasted effort" or "all is lost".

Possibly a reference to King John of England who lost his Crown Jewels and everything in his baggage train while attempting to take a shortcut across the Wash, which is an estuary in northeast England that floods. His baggage train was partway across it when the tide came in and lives and treasure were lost.

After waiting hours for their favorite celebrity to emerge from the backstage door, the girls gave up. "It's a wash; he's already gone out some other way."

it's a wash by SummerWren September 11, 2011

Clinton's Car Wash 

When you're engaged in coitus with a contortionist, penetrating her vagina, while simultaneously receiving a rim job from her.

"Apparently Jenny and Jake took a trip down to Clinton's Car Wash, they left with more dirt on their face than normal."

Clinton's Car Wash by yu-ghi-seff March 17, 2017