Wal-Martians 

People that love to shop at Wal-Mart. Brag about shopping there and all the money that they save by buying cheaply made products made in China. Also, some of the fugliest people you will see massed in one area.

- Man, I swear there are a lot of Wal-Martians here today.

- What the hell are you talking about, there are ALWAYS alot of Wal-Martians here.

- Have you ever noticed that these Wal-Martians are actually very ugly?

- That's why they shop here.

Wal-Martians by Dude Grease September 4, 2007

walmartialarts 

when two "Canadians" go toe to toe for the last pair of clearance $1.99 flip flops.

Shit yo, I had to break off some WalMartialarts on her ass before she bogarted my boots.

walmartialarts by Robert Weiser February 7, 2007

Wal-Martians 

Individuals who frequent Wal-Mart and consider it the social event of the day. Usually accompanied by a blank stare, inane conversation, ususally in the middle of an aisle, and more than likely, some sort of combination of bedclothes and trailer park chic fashions.

" I went to Wal-mart today and it was full of Wal-Martians, just standing around, taking up space, and sucking the intelligence out of me as I walked past.

Wal-Martians by rockman08 April 5, 2006

walmarting 

Going to a large retail outlet with the specific intention of watching or recording acts of domestic violence or child-beatery in the aisles.

Done for amusement in most cases, although walmarting for research purposes is not unheard of.

I went walmarting last night because I was bored. I ended up getting great video and laughing for ages. Soon I'll have enough clips for my 'greatest hits' tape!

walmarting by Frisco Pete October 21, 2007

Walmartian 

Any of the large denomination of lower class people who are only seen in public at Walmart stores. They have no sense of decency, fashion, or shamefullness, let alone any sense of modesty.

Todd- "George, do you see that fat lady with her pants pulled up over her boobs and no shirt on?! She's using her pants as a freaking unitard!!!!"

George- "By God, Todd! That's a true Walmartian."

Walmartian by renegadeangel92 March 7, 2011

Drunk Walmarting 

goin to walmart drunk asF and doin random shit and quite possibly being carried out in handcuffs

omg we got arrested for drunk walmarting.. finally!

Drunk Walmarting by cock_licking_kkk_bitch February 12, 2015

WalMartian 

people prone to purchasing poor quality, useless goods because they are cheap. Can also describe slow moving, dull cashiers and customer service representatives that know nothing of customer service

-people don't buy quality stuff anymore, we've turned into a society of Walmartians!

-she grew impatient as the walmartian slowly and casually scanned the items while talking to the next cashier about cheerleading practise....with 10 people in line.

WalMartian by marcianna October 24, 2006