Dick Twiddling 

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

Dick Twiddling by Besenji March 15, 2009

tweed-twiddling 

skeet shooting(clay pidgeons) flaming kittens in the place of clay pidgeons, to feel a sense of arousal.

"I had issues with my probation officer until I took her tweed-twiddling last elembeth, and ever since she's been my obedient sex slave."

tweed-twiddling by Brinton Chadwick Lollar, Joshua David Chapman November 23, 2007

Ass Twiddling 

When one person is not active, they are twiddling their thumbs. When someone doesn't know what they are doing their head is up their ass.

Ass Twiddling is when a team is composed of people who don't take action and seem incapable of doing it, at which point, everyone is shoving their thumbs to twiddle up another's ass.

That division is completely useless. Far too much ass twiddling going on.

Ass Twiddling by MysticVigilance December 8, 2014

Twern Twiddling 

A name for someone who does enjoy the odd prod or grab of ones gooch (twern).

Kirsty: 'Ealish? What are you doing this weekend?'
Ealish: 'Just going cruising, maybe some twern twiddling up Douggie head?'
Kirsty: 'Nice'.

Twern Twiddling by KrazzzyKat January 20, 2009

sign twirling 

Dramatic movement of a small sign by someone hired to attract motorists to a specific place of business. The best sign twirlers are very flamboyant and really grab your attention.

I went to the new restaurant's grand opening only because of the outstanding sign twirling at the intersection.

sign twirling by yes juanito yes December 13, 2014

Baton twirling

A bad ass sport where you have a metal stick in your hand and try not to beat the shit out of your self in the process of doing these hard tricks

YO I GOT WACKED IN THE FACE BATON TWIRLING LAST NIGHT

Baton twirling by QUICKDICKLARRY May 26, 2018

twiling 

Tweaking and Wiling, can be used to describe anything, or anyone for anypurpose whatsoever

Ayo, That guy whos High out of his mind is twiling right now

twiling by dasjfklo'a mjgofsp[a December 19, 2021