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The Captain Jack Sparrow 

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried
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The Red Sparrows 

10 or so top cunts that love to fly about or something..? Apparently the leader is gangsta and Brad danced infront of Buckingham Palace with a flamingo costume..
"You heard of the Red Sparrows?"
"yeah they are really sexy"

the crack of sparrows 

A combination of the terms "The Crack of Dawn" and "Sparrows Fart" both meaning very early in the morning.
made popular by the Australian tv show Kath & Kim.
"I've been up since the crack of sparrows and I'm buggered"