how's the waffle cooked?

phrase, e-slang. Used as an alternative for 'how's it going' or 'whats up?' Gaining usage in MMO games World of Warcraft and Warhammer online.

Hey guys, how's the waffle cooked?

how's the waffle cooked? by ev1lweez1l March 29, 2009

cooked the chicken 

Somebody who has lost their base level of intelligence through excess.

There's a chap walking around Erskineville who epitomises the concept of cooked the chicken. A once perfectly functional man whose capacity operates at a lower capacity following an excess lifestyle.

cooked the chicken by TheCharcoalChook July 12, 2014

cooked the raw lobster

a)Cooking a raw lobster.
b)Beating the crap out of someone.
c)Cheating on your wife with a sea monster of some sort, then getting caught.

a) "Wow! Did you see how the master chef cooked the lobster?"
b) "Jim cooked the raw lobster on Billy after school yesterday. Billy got owned!
c) "Randy is such a retard...he cooked the raw lobster...I never knew sea monsters turned him on!"

cooked the raw lobster by Monkeyman's Homeboy December 22, 2004

Cooked the Cougar

Accidentally or intentionally impregnating a cougar.

Oh shit, I think I may have accidentally cooked the cougar last night.

Cooked the Cougar by Syngyl April 17, 2019

dont get cooked stay of the hook 

A term used in splatoon 2 used in the news channel

Dont get cooked stay of the hook!

dont get cooked stay of the hook by Woomy69 April 1, 2019