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The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake 

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.
I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

WHAT THE CHEESECAKES?! 

Person 1: I'm gay
Person 2: WHAT THE CHEESECAKES?!
WHAT THE CHEESECAKES?! by crturner November 13, 2010

The CheeseCapades 

The social dilemma in which one asks themselves “what cheese” for them only to never find the answer.
Yeah dude I heard my uncle tell my dad that Old Man Tim up on the hill there caught The CheeseCapades at 10 at a creamery and still has it to this day