Whomping the willow 

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

Whomping the willow by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

The Willow Effect 

Using a fake identity to try and gain answers and information about the other party. Also known as 'catfishing'

Hi I'm a 13 year old girl, I found your account because I'm following people from your school, which I'm moving to'. - The Willow Effect.

The Willow Effect by Danjpeg423 May 29, 2016

The Willow School 

Some gay ass school in New Orleans, previously called Lusher that wanted to become emo.

"wait you go to The Willow School?"
"Yeah"
"man you must hate life"
"Yeah"

The Willow School by dameuansepxnl May 12, 2022

the whomping willow 

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

the whomping willow by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017

willow the cat 

Willow is my cat and she is amazing. She is very annoying sometimes, but she is still incredible. She is a chubby baby who gets jealous of other cats. She is the boss and is jealous of my technology. Everyone loves her. Even I dare say.. cat haters!

Wowza! Who is that gourgeous little cat over there.
Oh that’s just Willow the cat.

willow the cat by sorryicantputmyrealnamesothisi February 7, 2018

Willow The Trickster 

Used as a term for one who flaunts their confidence in their gender identity, usually targeting innocent Candys. #EndCandyAbuse

Willow the Trickster: Candy ur an egg y'know. :)
Candy: *crying loudly, begging for it to stop*

Willow The Trickster by BulliedCandy February 5, 2022

The White Willow 

A closeted homosexual. In order to be a full fledged white willow you must look gay, sound gay, and even act gay on occasions.

The longer the person has been in the closet, the whiter they are.

Man that guy has been a white willow for soooo long....honestly, closets are for clothes, come out already! We're all getting sick of him being the white willow!

The White Willow by The Real White Willow December 26, 2010