The Uncle Sam 

When you punch your partner in the nose, let it sit for a day or two so the face becomes black and blue (but we all know it's really just blue). Now that the bruise is fully colored, cum on your partner's face and punch him/her in the nose again, allowing a steady stream of blood to trickle down over the cum covered bruise. Thereby, beautifully making the colors of our American Flag.

I was getting bored of just a regular blowjob so I gave my partner "The Uncle Sam."

The Uncle Sam by JoZG October 20, 2008

The Uncle Floyd Show

a show airing in New Jersey and New York, produced by comedian Floyd Vivino from 1974 to 1998. Target audiences include children, stoners, geniuses, weirdos, and creeps in general. Funniest show ever.

The Uncle Floyd Show

The Uncle Floyd Show by drarorphan9999 March 18, 2009

The Uncle Roger 

When you dip your testicles in MSG and have someone suck it off.

I went to my girlfriend's house and she gave me The Uncle Roger.

The Uncle Roger by TheWolfManxl1 May 22, 2021

The Uncle Sam 

The act of shoving the american flag up ones rectum. before cumming u sing the national anthem

i used The uncle Sam last night and i feel better

The Uncle Sam by THE_HENTAI_GOD May 12, 2020

The Uncle Bob 

When someone going commando lets their Long droopy sack hang out of the leg hole of their shorts.

OMG, did you see that old dudes sack hanging out of his shorts at the party? He gave us the old Uncle Bob!

Holy sh*t don’t look now but that guys uncle bobbing us. I thought you were lying he really is giving us the uncle bob

The Uncle Bob by #BVBoi August 15, 2023

Joseph the uncle 

A person who so indrenched in conspiracy theories that he thinks that he thinks that's he's living in the matrix and what ever bad events are happening in the world are just a glitch.

Mother: hey son, do you see that neighbor from across the street?
Son: is it the man that is always yelling "email the developers I feel chest pain"?
Mother: well yes son! This person falls under the category of Joseph the uncle😊

Joseph the uncle by 🤔🤔🥴🥴 May 13, 2020

The Uncle Charlie Classic 

Going through a homeless tent town as fast as you can collecting as many man loads as possible in a homemade funnel.

After the funnel has reached MAXIUM CAPACITY...butt chug it.

Then walk into a day care while telling the children you’re the frosting monster, as they cry.

“Mom, did you see me give The Uncle Charlie Classic to those kids?”

The Uncle Charlie Classic by Sprinkles69 February 14, 2019