Retire The Sachem 

When a group of triggered SJWs want to retire the Pentucket sachems mascot. Most students are against this decision, and with that being said, all the softies hate all the people who spoke against it even though we have a different opinion.

Jack wanted to retire the sachem and now everyone at Pentucket hates him.

Retire The Sachem by 8782FHM9 October 21, 2020

Hit the satchel 

Going to bed after a long day doing whatever it is you do all day.

Now that i'm drunk and all alone, i'm going to hit the satchel. (sad face)

Hit the satchel by ashb52 August 29, 2005

The Sachem 

while ejaculating you tomahawk chop the women in the face with your penis. Spreading he man juice down the middle of her face. All the while shouting like an Native American

The bitch was so angry when i gave her The Sachem.

The Sachem by Team Goose July 2, 2008

the stabher grabber 

A male individual that goes into cardiac arrest while doing it doggie-style with his woman. He collapses on top of her, like a ton of bricks, and severely fractures at least one of her wrists.

The doctor told Lucy she has to keep the cast on 4 to 6 weeks. I warned her to take it easy with Grandpa John because he could have the stabher grabber, but she didn't listen.

the stabher grabber by silkyesteeb August 22, 2011

the satchell 

To be unreasonably cheap, or to offer ridiculously low prices for things. "How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you $2."

"How much is that car?, $5,000? I'll give you the satchell price of $2."

the satchell by SmartAssPM July 21, 2023

Blow drying the satchel 

When you receive a rather wet blowjob that is mainly focused on the ballsack that feels like it requires an industrial strength hairdryer to dry off.

Hey girl, wanna go blow drying the satchel?

Blow drying the satchel by F0ck0ffm8 June 20, 2016

stacked to the rafters 

adj., intensive form of stacked. Descriptive of human physique: Well built, muscled and athletic in the case of males, extremely attractive and shapely in the case of females.

She's got tits like funfair balloons, a waist that can hide behind a flagpole and an ass that could turn the washington monument to sand - she's stacked to the rafters man.

stacked to the rafters by idunnit October 28, 2004