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Breaking the Rhino 

After a night of excessive drinking, when one's stomach finally gives in and the victim proceeds to shit all day. This can be caused by:

1)drunken munchies that lead to excessive consumption of food
2)more likely however, the excessive amount of alcohol, usually beer, creates wicked beer gas and causes massive diarrhea throughout the course of the day.
dude prom weekend, i played about 25 games of pong the first night, and the next morning my girlfriend walked in on me Breaking the Rhino so bad.
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ride the rhino 

A fun game played during intercourse. The male takes position behind the female, and begins to have intercourse with her. During copulation, as the mood gets more excitable, the male shouts out another woman's name.
This is where the game begins. The male then tries to hold on and continue having sex with the female for as long as possible as the female tries to get away; annoyed with the male for using the wrong name.
'I played ride the rhino with the missus last night... Managed to hold on for 19 seconds! It was fun... She said it was rape though.'
ride the rhino by Judder Man February 20, 2008

Poaching the Rhino 

To whack ones self. To bust one out, to sexually satisify ones self.
While at home, jack's Dad walked in on him Poaching the Rhino. Embarrassed he said to his father "what you never did it?"

Feeding The Rhino 

A gay Man on Man sexual Act where one man eats small foods( Grapes, peanuts, raisins) out of an erect mans asshole. Making him look similar to a rhino.
Barry: "I heard Jared was feeding the rhino with Matt last weekend"
John: "Again? They should get their own show on National Geographic"

pitching to the rhino 

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.
When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

Randa The Rhino 

A female magenta rhino that has seven kids and is a single mother. She has no fucks to give and wants to die.
"Randa, take the kids" exclaimed Gerald thr Giraffe, "Ah, finally that Gerald bitch is gone" Randa mumbled .

Randa the rhino is colored magenta.
Randa The Rhino by Kidsbop Karen January 11, 2020

Feeding the Rhino 

a metaphore for the act of doing some sexual act to a womanizing man whore that has a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues. ussually resulting in the womanizing man whore with a bad case of fetal alcohol syndrome and mommy issues to exclaim the phrase "WOW... what a great audience!"
Guy 1: "did you here about (insert girls name)?"

Guy2: "no... wait, was she Feeding the Rhino?"

Guy1: "WOW!"