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the party mom 

The person at the party that has to watch over everyone (usually the host). They take care of the people that are throwing up, make sure there is no fights and make sure the house doesn't get destroyed.
I'm throwing a giant party tonight at my house, but im probably going to have to be the party mom.

The Party Popper 

While receiving a blow job, discretely stuff confetti and/or glitter into your butthole. When you are ready to ejaculate pull out and aim for your partner's eyes. While your partner is temporarily blinded, turn around, spread your butt cheeks, and fart directly in their face. This should expel the colorful contents of your butthole with enough force that it will explode all over your partner's face, much like a Party Popper. If performed correctly the glitter and/or confetti should adhere to the ejaculate you previously plastered on your partner's face. Sit back and enjoy the masterpiece you've created.
I gave my girl The Party Popper last night. Her face looked like a birthday cake.
The Party Popper by Jarett Kills November 3, 2009

The Party Pleaser 

The Party Pleaser is a sexual manuever that involves one person getting pounded doggy style while simultaneously fisting one anus with the right fist and one anus with the left and performing either cunnilingus or fellatio on a sexual partner in the front. This technique is most commonly used in gangbangs.
You: Dude, did you see that chick in the porno doing the party pleaser?

Friend: Yeah man, I did. No homo, but we should try that shit.

You: Your crazy dude. Not only does the party pleaser require immense skill but it also requires 5 people. Its only me and you, man. We need 3 others.

Friend: True, I'll hit up those girls we met the other day and see if their tryna make this happen

You: Cool

The Party Scene 

when you walk into any house party, and you can clearly tell you will have a good time due to the volume of people and beer, you walk into the party scene.
(taken from All Time Lows song, The Party Scene)
Jack and Jill walk into a house party

Jill says "holy shit theirs a lot of people in this bitch, and like 6 kegs"

Jack replies "This is the party scene, I'm getting laid tonight"

the party's here 

what everyone should say whenever i enter a room, in reference to my abundantly fun and flavour-filled existence.
" Whoa...it's J catt... the party's here."
the party's here by Jilladelphia* November 30, 2006

the party mom 

The one who stays somber, no one knows why, but everyone is thankful the next day because party moms save lives
This dude just passed right out, someone get the party mom