hurdling in the Special Olympics

to trip over furniture while drunk.

I spilled my beer and sprained my ankle while hurdling in the Special Olympics.

hurdling in the Special Olympics by G. Humbert III June 11, 2006

whens the next olympics? 

A coded message asked by a bi-curious male seeking a potential prospect for a homo erotic adventure.

-Hey Ray, nice crocs.
-Thanks, whens the next olympics?

whens the next olympics? by maho11ywood January 21, 2010

The Homeless Olympics 

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

The Homeless Olympics by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

The Literal Olympics

Somebody bent on giving everything straight to you with fectbook and sercesand stoadies.

The lady was so bent on The Literal Olympics I just turned my brain off and nodded at her

The Literal Olympics by sinrlifemattrs March 7, 2026