The Dirty Mustaine 

When you break up with a girl a few days before you are going to get married and spend the next 30 years writing songs about her.

yo did yo hear that David is planning on giving his girl The Dirty Mustaine?

The Dirty Mustaine by Dougie Wide April 10, 2024

The Bucking Mustang 

Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed

Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.

The Bucking Mustang by Mr.Diddler March 6, 2019

the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck 

a crappy t mobil commercial

"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores

the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck by wopo January 24, 2009

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