Case of the monday's

when someone comes into work on a monday and they're really pissed off.

"say lawrence when you go into work on a monday and your not feeling too good does anyone ever say to you sounds like a case of the monday's?""no, no man, shit no, i reckon you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.

Case of the monday's by Mick July 9, 2004

A case of the Mondays 

A commonly felt situation in which oneself is drug out of his natural habitat and pushed into an environment where he must work to feed himself and/or his family. Typically accompanied with feelings of dread, hopelessness, and existential meltdowns.

VA Tech Student: Run, the asian kid has a case of the mondays!

A case of the Mondays by Phillip J Nordhus May 25, 2008

Case of the Mondays

1. A fictitious disorder associated with the tiredness, irritability or distractedness that comes from returning to work after the weekend.

2. A phrase discribing idiots who use the beginning of the week as an excuse to be irritable and lazy when, in fact, everyone feels this way but would rather do their damn job instead of being annoying bitches.

Coworker #1: Man Terry sure is in a bad mood today.
Coworker #2: Yup, looks like he’s got a case of the mondays.
Coworker #1: Man! What a little bitch.

Case of the Mondays by Not__Mediocre_Definitions June 21, 2018

The Monday Diet

Coincidentally, every diet seems to, "start on monday". From the Atkins diet to the Sugar Buster. The Monday Diet is home to many many different diets that are have been thrown on the "back burner" by overweight, lazy individuals. In addition, this diet typically lasts 1-3 days.

"Hey Phil, you know man I really don't think you should be eating a second Big Mac, those things are packed with the cals buddy."

"It's ok man, my diet starts monday, I gotta enjoy myself over the weekend"

"Ahh the Monday Diet, gotcha"

The Monday Diet by Tribulus July 5, 2009

the monday yankees 

When you get off of the dreadful monday shift, after a long day at the office and you can’t help but to yank on your cock uncontrollably

1: OH BOY!!! Do I have a bad case of the Monday Yankees

2: Bro I be gettin the Monday Yankees

3: My cock is so chafed because of the Monday Yankees I had yesterday

the monday yankees by Sour candy randy February 6, 2023

The Monday Morning 

When your boyfriend walks into your shared bedroom and you’re asleep next to a mischievous Tijuana street dog and a half full street hat!

Yeah.. I missed two days of work after The Monday Morning! This could literally have happen to anyone.

The Monday Morning by Wall-I October 21, 2021

The First Monday 

The first Monday of December when it is acceptable to start playing Christmas music

Sam: why did Tommy get beat?

Jim: oh, he played Christmas music before the first Monday

The First Monday by 1stoftheweek November 25, 2019