carrot in the mayonnaise 

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.

Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.

carrot in the mayonnaise by John McTumling August 24, 2017

Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack 

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016

Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise 

An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".

Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what

Dip the carrot in the mayonnaise by EricShun808 March 16, 2021

Mixing up the mayonnaise 

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.

The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.

Mixing up the mayonnaise by R Rude December 22, 2022

Mixing up the mayonnaise 

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.

The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.

Mixing up the mayonnaise by R Rude December 22, 2022

The Patty Mayonnaise 

Having sex with a random girl doggystyle and you pretend you're done then you smack her in the vagina with a hand full of Mayo and throw her off the bed screaming that your real name is "Roger Clots"

"I just got The Patty Mayonnaise"

The Patty Mayonnaise by Junior "Bones" October 16, 2016

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar 

Tasty?

Common response to this: getting called pearl.

Someone: "I like eating mayonnaise out of the jar."
Marina: "who are you, pearl?"
Someone: "Yes" *takes off disguise*
Pearl: "you fool! It's me!"
Marina: ":0"

Eating mayonnaise out of the jar by mlgdoge_12343 April 27, 2024