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Maddy and The Mister 

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.
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The Madden Challenge 

Splitting a 30pk while playing 15min quarters. Before time expires all of the beer MUST be gone. It's really not about winning or losing, just the respect you get for finishing the challenge.
"Why are you so drunk and covered in salsa?" I just did the madden challenge bruh"

A dirty rack and Madden 12' means only one thing THE MADDEN CHALLENGE!!!!!!!

The Madden Bullshit

When your Playing madden. Especially madden mobile. And the CPU absolutley destroys you no matter what coverage you go into, What plays you pick and how much better your team is than theirs is. The A.I. Wipes out your team and upsets you by throwing complete hail mary's and play actions all day, meanwhile your running back only get 2-3 yards a play, Your passes get swatted and picked off nearly every time. You get sacked as if your o line is non existent, and your defense lets their running back right go through the gaps.
Greg: I was playing Madden yesterday and my Cowboys got wrecked 10-24 by the lions some how.

Liam: What can I say that's The Madden Bullshit!
Greg: God, I need to get rid of this game!

The Madden 

Getting fucked by the computer on a Madden football video game late in the game after you have dominated for 4 quarters, only to lose the game on a bullshit fumble or an interception by a super human DB with eyes in the back of his head.
"Fuck man, I was fine till I got The Madden"
The Madden by Mike Monahan October 14, 2006

The Madden 

A sexual possision that involves fisting a girl whilst having anal with her at the same time. The possision is most sucessful when cock and fist are alternated in a piston style motion.
"I gave this girl The Madden last night. And this morning"
The Madden by AJP86 October 28, 2008

The Maddi Effect 

This effect takes place once Maddi begins the talking phase with one of the boys. The symptoms of this effect can only be described as: causing one of the boys to lose interest in hanging out or conversing with said boys, an utter neglect for friends, leaving the boys on a consistent basis, mental rape, leaving the victim with a long lasting impression on impressing her.
Damn that nigga Hayden got hit with the Maddi Effect