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filling up the jug 

When a man says that he's has blatter problems, but he's secretly going to have intense orgasms while fucking a milk jug.
He said that he needed to pee, but he was really filling up the jug.
filling up the jug by Cjrockinf August 3, 2017

fire up the jug 

- Put the kettle on mate, by the way I hate immigrants
- I've got springs under my feet, so fire up the jug
fire up the jug by toniozi August 29, 2021

Drinking the chug jug 

Drinking the chug jug - when you eat out your girl on the toilet while she's taking a poop.

The female equivalent of bumpkins definition #7.
Boy 1: Hey, are you considering drinking the chug jug.
Boy 2: NO, that's disgusting.
Girl: You can drink my chug jug.
Drinking the chug jug by fagglord October 4, 2018

The brown jug 

It's when you moon someone out of the car window and spread the butt cheeks and the wind makes the same sound like when you blow the top of a bottle
Some lady flipped me off on the highway so I gave her the brown jug
The brown jug by B.jug March 2, 2017

The Milk Jug Fairy

A fairy who steals your milk in your sleep. Later to be returned with a special gift.
"My milk is missing!" "The milk jug fairy must have made a visit"

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.