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Jesus take the wheel 

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A sort of cuss phrase that stems from the song of the same name sung by Carrie Underwood.
Dude! Jimmy just took my cheese sticks! Jesus take the wheel! I hate that kid!
Jesus take the wheel by David "Can Do" Kennedy July 11, 2006
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Jesus Take the Wheel 

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The Family Friendly version of the O SHIT GRIP, HOLY SHIT GRIP, O SHIT HANDLE. During certain driving conditions involving specific drivers, both Drivers and Passengers may pray and hope that "Jesus Take the Wheel". They are also custom handle wraps available for any vehicle.
"Dude, there's no way that we're going to make that jump!" "Jesus Take the Wheel and show us the way"
Jesus Take the Wheel by BEST GRIPS. EVER. July 29, 2019
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jesus didn't take the wheel 

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1) the term someone uses when something bad happens
2) what you say after you crashed your car
1) cordelia, "omg why is there a g-string on your roof?"
akmed,"lets just say that jesus didn't take the wheel."

2)officer,"sir how did the crash happen?"
randum guy,"jesus didn't take the weel."
jesus didn't take the wheel by boodylishous chick November 22, 2010
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