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Scooter the Gooch 

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

Plunging the Gooch 

I always feel better after plunging the gooch, squeaky clean!

The Gooch 

Nickname for legendary Kerry Gaelic football corner forward Colm Cooper
1) Opposition Corner Back "Aw for fuck sake why'd yous put me on the gooch?"

2) Commentator "And thats another fantastic performance from Colm "The Gooch" Cooper
The Gooch by GingerJack March 17, 2013

two in the cooch, one in the gooch 

The act of sticking to fingers into a hermaphrodites cooch and one into it's gooch. It tickles.
"Damn that hermy's goochy coochy was off the heezy last night! I stuck two in the cooch, one in the gooch!"

The Gooch 

38 Spring Street

Keene, NH

home of the gooch stoopers

The Gooch 

Vince Ferrito
An angry man who wears weight lifting gloves.
A person who steals.
A bully.
A tough guy.
The Gooch is going to help himself to some of your things.
The Gooch by Patrick Thornton December 12, 2004