jerkin the gerkin
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jerkin the gerkin by Bulgon Busto February 5, 2017
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Peppering the Gerkin
"I asked Dan if he wanted to catch the game but he said he was busy 'Peppering the Gerkin' " instead
Peppering the Gerkin by gillych February 4, 2010
jerking the gerking
jerking the gerking by nudger newall December 9, 2014
Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin
"Geeves, what on earth are you doing in Lord Boddington's room this late at night?"
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
"Sorry, ma'am, but I heard a commotion down the hall, so I scurried to investigate the matter. Twas but a false alarm, the young master was simply jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin"
From "Geeves, that the stupid thing off his genitals" by Forsworth Littlingshire
Jerkin' the gerkin with a merkin by thelordofroostahz June 14, 2011
TheGerken
One who is legendary at MW2 Trickshots, knows how to pleasure large women, and knows how to master debate. Someone who is TheGerken is often compared to Mikey from the hit show "Recess". TheGerken is one who is always one step ahead from mainstream and appears as hip and cool. One who is great at playing goalkeeper in any sport.
That kid thegerken made my mother go crazy with his half stop and stare running man shot! Ya boi look itz TheGerken squashing reefas on L'Queefa's lap.
TheGerken by Matthew Long December 26, 2013