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gator (the transgender one)

a: man! i hate gator (the transgender one)!
b: what would you like written on your tombstone?

Ease a Gator Into The Water

Bruce: Hey Dude why are you late?

Alex: Sorry man, I had to ease a gator into the water.

Gator in the Lake 

An email with absolutely no relevence, sent to everyone of importance, that degrades the intelligence of every person who opens it.
Did you get that Gator in the Lake this morning? That guy Malespin should be castrated.
Gator in the Lake by JoeNavy February 26, 2008

gators in the swamp

ugly chicks that looks like they belong in the swamp
Man look at those gators in the swamp.
gators in the swamp by viperfan07 February 23, 2012

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.
"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"

The Silence Estrous Gator

A dick that's 6.85 inches. With a diameter of 2.17 inches. It's ability is about 35% and it's shaft curve is 21 degrees. While the shaft angle is -16 degrees. The glans angle is -8 degrees. Shaft expansion rate is 96% and Glans expansion rate is 100%. This dick is good. Average size, but still good overall. A really hot guy probably has a dick like this. Or not, who knows? Not me.
"That guy's got the silence estrous gator in his pants, I swear!"