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tickling the flamingo

Staring at a hill in Australia for hours.
Get ready for plenty of Tickling The Flamingo when you are watching Rob's Periscope.

choking the flamingo 

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.
Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

Deflating the Flamingo 

When the largest BBC you have ever seen is knocking the bottom out of his girls pink giblets, causing unrealistic flap extension similar to the abnormally long pink extension of a flamingos neck.
Hey Tyrone is your girl alright? I heard you two last night...I’m pretty sure you deflating the flamingo.

Wanked The Flamingo

A synonym for "Drop the Ball." And abreviated it is WTF.
Dave: Hey did you finish the project?
Dan: No, I had hockey. Sorry, I Wanked the Flamingo.
Dave: WTF? You WTF. Not cool.
Wanked The Flamingo by dbest555 January 7, 2010

break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.
(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"
break the flamingo by TGIFer January 16, 2026

break the flamingo

An injury to the male copulatory organ, usually caused by excessive and/or poorly practiced reproductive activity. Often the result of trying 'something new' like the reverse cowgirl in an intoxicated state.
(A couple in bed, he is rolling around, hands between his legs, groaning in pain.)
She: "O-Oh mm'shorr-ee. Dd'I break the flamingo?"
break the flamingo by TGIFer January 16, 2026