The Chuck Norris
The Chuck Norris by Those are the fax March 1, 2009
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The Chuck Norris
A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.
I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
The Chuck Norris by Dr. Cornwalice April 20, 2008
The Chuck Berry
When a woman is tossing your salad, and you blow a loud fart in her face, then make her continue licking your asshole.
The Chuck Berry by ToneMan08 March 21, 2017
The Chuck and Larry
Its a leg stretch that is used before strenous exercises. Involves crossing one leg over your other leg and reeling your hands back, lifting your ass off the ground. Called the chuck and larry because it looks like a gay pose, but really isnt.
The Chuck and Larry by alphawolf October 9, 2007
The Chuck Stegall
The Chuck Stegall is the act of being a brain dead conservative cross-dressing vampire (C.C.V). Who masturbates on camera while using the “Western Grip” and simultaneously crying profusely for lubrication.
The Chuck Stegall by Scout Master .T September 2, 2022
The Chuck Norris
A form of extreme breakdancing, where the dancer swings his leg around, in the form of a roundhouse kick. This should never be attempted, as it will result in massive casualties. In fact, none who have seen it have lived to tell about it, so it exists only as a myth.
Danny was popping and locking, and then he went on to do The Chuck Norris. There were no surviving witnesses.
The Chuck Norris by dporsov July 30, 2008
the chuck norris blaps
a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
the chuck norris blaps by stefmanxx April 1, 2008