mister teddybear

a totally awesome guy who's really huggable, and you can tell him all your secrets, and really great to sleep with ;O
just like a teddybear <333 overall the BEST guy ever :3 effing perfect ^.^

Danny's mister teddybear ^.^

mister teddybear by mochiluv November 20, 2009

woody teddybear 

Something really embarrassing mom says after the orientation day at college. It just sounds really wrong! Used in a sentance,

You can bring your Woody Teddybear as a comfort for your dorm room

woody teddybear by Dadtellsall June 30, 2017

Jessica Teddybear 

the most awesome best friend ever, also an amazing Teddy Bear :P

Ex. AWESOMENESS

Im so sorry for screwing up ur age lol
Jessica Teddybear << lol it said I had to put that there?

Jessica Teddybear by MAR-Matthew October 20, 2008

Swedish Teddybear 

Another word for a Blow Job. Used to avoid saying blow job, to keep it a secret.

On its my birthday I'm going to ask my girlfriend for a Swedish Teddybear.

Swedish Teddybear by sleepinghobo February 21, 2011

Angry Teddybear 

When you fuck a girl in the ass so hard that she bleeds. After you cum, you pull out and wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear. And then punch her when she cries.

"I dont think she is gonna call me back, I gave her the angry teddybear."

Angry Teddybear by Treyspikes January 24, 2009

Sticky Teddybear 

When your banging a 14 year old and you wipe your dick on her teddybear when you finish.

Like....OMG. when he left all I had was a sticky teddybear.

Sticky Teddybear by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Detroit Teddybear 

When you’re eating cereal and you finish it all, you get brtutus’ minigun, put it in your butt and then shit in the bowl, and spread it all over you’re partner until they look like a teddy bear

Last weekend me and Gracie hit the ole’ Detroit Teddybear. Let’s just say it was a great time

Detroit Teddybear by Detroit teddy bear December 23, 2024