Taser 

T: teaching
A: africans
S: self
E: earned
R: respect

Cop: I'm in foot pursuit of a black male.

When the cop catches up.

*TICK TICK TICK TICK* Taser goes on to dirtbag...

Taser by thatonekid856 October 20, 2010

taser 

A valuable tool for police when dealing with uncooperative shit bags, as can be seen in this priceless video:

http://www.wimp.com/ladytasered

I never laughed so hard in my life, did you see that uppity sack of crap go from tough talking badass to sqealing crybaby? Man that video is funny!

taser by Dodger July 15, 2008

taser 

verb: to taser means to draw one's hand back and jab at rapid speed into the neck/jugular of a victim. Make the "tsss" sound while tasering. The neck area is merely a guide line. for best results taser a person who is unsuspecting, and laugh at their misfortune.

Yo man, Colleen was eating dinner in the dining hall, I creped up behind that cunt, and tasered her to the point that I left a bruise. Wow what a towel...

taser by Andrew Wright October 23, 2007

taser 

a double handed version of the shocker where the thumbs are pointed up for clitoral stimulation, the index and middle finger are vaginally inserted, the ring fingers are clasped together for stability and both pinkeys are inserted into the anus.

After I stretched her out with the shocker, I surprised her by administering the taser with both hands.

taser by Madison J October 18, 2003

taser 

hump people for phun

i taser

taser by poopy man September 27, 2003

taser 

jerads best friend

jerad jermaine brown cried when his mom turned on the taser

taser by jerad is a pussy ass bitch May 3, 2020

Taser 

A non-lethal weapon that can easily be slapped away or taken out of someone. Basically useless against someone with a weapon.

Officer: PUT THE F**CKING KNIFE DOWN
Person: *refuses*
Officer: *tasers them*
Person: *slaps*
Person: *runs toward officer*
Officer: "So anyways I started blasting"

Taser by T H I C C D I C T I ON A R Y March 23, 2022