Swerving

Swerving is a way of acting without cause, driving outside the lines not only on the Beltway but in all aspects of life.

He's been eating a lot of fast food lately.
"Yeah, he's really been swerving"

Swerving by JamesDintrone September 4, 2016

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Swerving

When you go up to a girl for example in a drive-thru and tell her one of your friends said he'd give you 10 dollars if she kisses you, then as she goes in for the kiss you swerve away flipping your hair (if you have any) and giving her a nice view of the side of your head.

Yo I was swerving yesterday and kissed Delia at Bojangles

I swerved those dumb blondes man

Swerving by Malcom Merlyn September 20, 2020

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Swerving

Doing something you shouldn’t.

Anissa: Are you going to Jade’s party tonight?
Jennifer: Nahhh after what happened today, I can’t be caught swerving..

Swerving by Dontaskformynamecreep February 10, 2021

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Swerving Turd

A trim line on Chrysler, Dodge and Ram vehicles that costs extra to upgrade your steering from being held together by spaghetti, to something more stiff like crucifix wood from the Churches they are constantly going to. It allows others to see how adept they are at trying to keep their Chrysler within two lanes on the highway, and glide them almost without effort into rest areas or the breakdown lane. It also allows Chrysler drivers to use up only two parking spaces instead of the usual three or four when they park at a Trump rally or their job at a hotel sniffing farts out of bedsheets.

Even with her morbid obesity, Irene was able to stay 30mph under the speed limit in the passing lane in her Chrysler as 18 wheelers passed around her, and thanks to the Swerving Turd package, she still could stay on the phone with her church group.

Swerving Turd by Arial3535 August 26, 2020