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montana stump grinder 

A Montana stump grinder is a sexual act. It begins with a man and a woman, or a man and a man, and the giver takes rough grit sand paper, rolls it into a tube big enough for the receivers penis to fit through, and stimulates the penis with it, similar to a hand job.
"You would not believe how sore I am from the Montana stump grinder I got last night. It was the best I've ever had!"

"Ask your lover for a Montana stump grinder if you like to party."
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Spring Hill Stump Grinder 

Three men is a triangle position. Each rubbing penis "stump" in each others face.
Seth invited Tom and Del to a Spring Hill Stump Grinder party. The all looked like glazed donunts in the morning.

Stump grinders 

The gay midget got a hookup on Stump grinders
Stump grinders by Big Ddadd June 18, 2021

Stumpgrinder 

(Noun): A woman on the dance floor that thrives on grinding her bottom(grinder) on male genetailia (stump). Particularly late in the night when inhibitions have been lost, drinks consumed, and standards have been dropped.
Upon arrival to the club, the boys sought out stumpgrinders on the dance floor.

As drinks were consumed, women turned from prude high school teachers, college students, and office workers into stumpgrinders.
Stumpgrinder by LegitZ November 9, 2009

Stumpgrinder 

A sexually aroused eunuch.
This stumpgrinder keeps humping my leg but I can't feel anything sticking out.
Stumpgrinder by Aahwoogah November 14, 2018