spontaneitage 

The quality of random motivation or spontaneous motivation that leads an individual or group to perform apparently out-of-the blue actions. The suffixe -age, a pop culture cliche meaning the quality of something, is used on this word to emphasize the usual reason for spontaneous action: the need for either conformity or its opposite. Another interesting thing about the word spontaneitage is that it is a prime example of itself - its creation was a seemingly random act construed by someone who was feeling a spontaneous motivation to make up a new word for the feeling, so as to distance himself from conformity.

"Michelle's dance move was a really good example of spontaneitage."
"Earlier, Peter was experiencing some hardcore spontaneitage when he shoved the card down his pants."
"It's not my fault, your honor. The spontaneitage inherent in the moment made me cheat on my wife."

spontaneitage by Pete September 1, 2008

spontaneitea 

Noun. German-South African informal.
A spontaneous meeting, typically between two friends, with the purpose of catching up on recent happenings in each other's lives, typically over a cup of tea or coffee, usually arranged no more than 6 hours prior to said meeting.

Hey Lance! It's been ages since we last met up. How about some spontaneitea this afternoon?

spontaneitea by Rendezvous Boy May 13, 2013

Spontaneity 

When you have the urge to have sex in public with your partner so you fuck behind a bush or in between the clothing rack in Walmart

I had a moment of spontaneity when I banged my girlfriend in the Costco cart corral.

Spontaneity by Tbabydaddy October 13, 2019

Spontanium

A stupid word to say on a first date.

I really like your Spontanium.

Spontanium by Turdis February 28, 2018

Spontaneosity 

Staged and artificial pictures, videos and events that are played off as spontaneous

Your supposedly candid vacation selfies reek of spontaneosity

Spontaneosity by Fuzzybuzzzz August 22, 2019