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Shit dick nut suck 

When one takes a huge shit on a dick making the dick climax or “nut” by sucking on it repeatedly and swallowing there own fecal matter
Robby: did you hear last night Johnny did a good ol’ shit dick nut suck

Mark:Holy Shitaki mushrooms I didn’t know a human was capable of such a crime of shitting on a dick then sucking on it
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Suck my dick shit lips 

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.
After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth
When having anal sex, the feces enter through the urethra and it comes out like a play-dough machine. The noodle-like object can then be used as a meal or as a toy.
After Wyatt pulled out last night, shit came out of his dick and it looked like a ramen noodle. He said he was sorry for the dick shit.
Dick Shit by Seamypick February 8, 2015

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An insult towards others, trying to use as many cursing words/syllables as posible. This may simply be the base for an even longer string of obscenities
Bob: "I just lit my bin on fire!"
Frank: "You cock ass bum dick shit fuck."
Shit on a penis right after it has been pulled out of the anus and rectum.
"The only problem with anal sex is getting dick shit."
dick shit by Dalhusky August 28, 2006

big poopie dick shit daddy 

This is what you call an intelligent, hoe stealing, yo auntie gettin smashed man. Big Poopie for short, he demands everyone and their mother to bend over on their hands and knees and deliver their love and gratitude to his mighty rod. Whether it be a handjob, blowjob, CEO, or any other type of job, Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy takes it in like a real motherfucker.
"Damn, did you see that beautiful goddess running down the field like an absolute Ronaldo?" "No sir I did not, but I did see a Big Poopie Dick Shit Daddy dancing around these fools like a fucking animal."
To have nothing or Value of an item to be worthless.
Dick Shit by Anon-in-Illinois October 23, 2005