ICE COLD SHIT! 

Poo that's as cold as ice!

OMFG, You're an ICE COLD SHIT!
I'm freezing my butt off, it's ICE COLD SHIT COLD!

ICE COLD SHIT! by Kaffekopp May 5, 2008

cold as shit 

an expression; a very low temperature as compared to the teperature of a dog turd on a cold day. Usually measured on the vaginal:testical ratio temperature scale.

Holy fuck, it's cold as shit out there today! Man, quit being a pussy.

cold as shit by Emperor Zeek January 8, 2014

cold ass shit 

Something really, really bad. Undesirable, unless you are the one uttering the phrase. Used when some wrong has been done unto you.

"man das sum cold ass shit, nigga"

cold ass shit by Marki G May 19, 2005

So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

So cold I could shit by Rubber Spoon November 27, 2007