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Schuylkill Valley High School 

A small high school located in Leesport, PA. Best known for rednecks, fuckboys, and the one teacher that got arrested for having sex with one of his students. Contrary to popular belief, our academic courses suck, our teachers scream at us, and we sob on the bathroom floors. We are highly competitive in our sports, and how much sex we have. Everybody is high on weed or Xanax, and no one sleeps. It is a circus, go Panthers.
Oh, you go to Schuylkill Valley High School? Do you have any weed?

Schuylkill Valley 

Located in Leesport, Berks County PA, Schuylkill Valley is most associated with Schuylkill Valley School District. SV, as it is called by the locals, (also known as "Scuz Valley")is a proud little school with a big heart, and bigger balls. So what; the football team is useless but they try, rednecks still where their confederate flag novelties to school, and teh nearest and hottest party spot is McDonalds. There are a lot of positives too; The wrestling team is good, the panthers are kick ass mascots to sport on sweatshirts, and we could have uglier colors than red and black. So we may be a small, random array of students and locals, but we have a big heart for our little nobody school and our little nobody towns. GO PANTHERS!

Schuylkill County 

The hub of all things coal region! Skooks are awesome people who live in this little county of pennsylvania. Passtimes include many many bush parties up in the woods and lots of drinking!
I'm a coal regioner from Schuylkill County...lets have a bush party!

Schuylkill Mary 

A word commonly heard when being asked if someone wants to play the game "Screw, Kill, Marry"

or

When you're tapping a girl from behind and her face hits the wall, leaving a scuff mark similiar to those found on the Schuylkill Expressway.
Check out those three girls over there, schuylkill mary?

So I was doing this girl doggystyle and her face hit the wall. Left a big black mark, man do I love a good Schuylkill Mary!

Schuylkill Valley Middle School 

It is a school in bernville, Pennsylvania. It is full of rasict rednecks, transphobic people, and people that just think they are ratchet bc they have ass. White boys say the n word bc they think they are cool. We are competitive in sports, Most people are either high or skipping class. Teachers yell, we sob, the things we learn aren't even going to be used when we are older. The white girls think they are black so they act like it, There is a rumor that the Gym teacher is harassing The girls and boys in gym class. The girls dress code is quack as fuck, teach boys how to keep it in their pants, not have girls pay for their actions. On the contrary, Go Panthers.

Schuylkill Haven 

A small town in Schuylkill County, the asscrack of Pennsylvania (Shenandoah being the asshole). This town consists of a river, a school, about 200,000 playgrounds, and a couple homes that are inhabited by poor people.
It took me 10 years to figure out the spelling of 'Schuylkill' in 'Schuylkill Haven'