A simple well drink cocktail comprising of double or triple vodka with a conservative splash of cranberry juice served on the rocks in a short glass with a straw that is consumed on a work or school-night.
Origin: in the fifth task of the eighth season of Celebrity Apprentice (2009), retired NBA champion Dennis Rodman got fired because he was ineffective on the task due to a hang over from consuming several vodka-diulted vodka-cranberries with Tom Green the night before. Thus the Dennis Rodman cocktail.
Lashaya: Hi Carlton happy hump day and welcome back to my bar. What would you like to drink tonight sweetie?
Carlton: I want to drink to forget even though I have an important work day tomorrow. I would like a Dennis Rodman (cocktail) please.
Lashaya: Triple vodka with a shot of cran in a short glass and a straw for maximum efficent sippage you got it.
Rendering one's self useless by being the unwanted middle man.
Frida: Noticed you're hanging out with Tom again. What's he so angry about all the time? It seems he hates everyone.
Katharine: OK, Well you know how Tom is. He's got a lot of mother issues and I told him he needs to release those issues and realize he's projecting himself onto those people he hates and that they're not really like he thinks they are, he's just making them into the enemy.
Frida (to everyone else): That Katharine's a real pope rodman!