pruned wang 

The condition in which a male gets after engaging in sexual intercourse for excessive amounts of time. (Similar to pruned fingers: The condition in which one gets after exposing the finger tips to wet pussy for an extended period of time.)

Dude, that chic was so wet, I got pruned wang after banging for three hours!

pruned wang by nymphochic July 16, 2008

pruned fella 

You wouldn’t understand

‘Vikram’ is a pruned fella

pruned fella by Definedit163485 March 22, 2024

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

Masturbating with pruned hands by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019

Prunadigiphobia 

The fear of pruny fingers which are obtained by being submerged in water too long.

I never take more than a 5 minute bath because I suffer from prunadigiphobia.

Prunadigiphobia by WiJo03 January 4, 2017

PRUNE LOVE

An act involving an individual who likes to drill grannies ( consensually ) . If it is against their will , it is commonly referred to as prune rape .

We made prune love , and then I wheeled her back to the library

PRUNE LOVE by namaste neil April 18, 2011

Prunetang 

A wrinkled and relatively dry vagina. Often caused by years of excessive use or drought. Common in the wake of cougardom.

I toe fucked your grandmother's prunetang last night buddy. That is one nasty gilf
Don't call me buddy, friend.

Prunetang by *samIam* August 20, 2010

cool your prunes

a phrase used to let someone know that they need to settle down, usually a male.

Ben cool your prunes and stop asking me when the project will get finished.

cool your prunes by the crumbums December 29, 2010