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WT (pronounced dubya tee) 

White trash. Urban America. Most of the people in anyones block or at the stop light in the big, jacked up, full size, hemi-powered truck, belching toxic fumes into the environment just for the sheer, ignorant pleasure of it. Usu. found with at least 5 children with different fathers/mothers, all of which the WT individual can barely support, even with governmental financial aid.
Man, that family is so WT (pronounced dubya tee). You know, the ones living in that trailer park with the rusty car on blocks, always fighting out in the yard in front of everybody, yelling, "you don't know me!!" and, "Oh no you di-unt!!".
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XOXO (pronounced sho-sho) 

Hugs and Kisses. Another form of saying bye over phone, text or email.

Can also be pronounced as the letters X O X O

puffet (pronounced poo fay) 

a sexual cornucopia of beautiful, available, and eagerly willing women
that library is puffet (pronounced poo fay); between the librarians and the patrons, any living dude can score with a beautiful woman with even the slightest effort

Colón (pronounced Cologne) 

Cristóbal Colón is the Spanish name
for Christopher Columbus.
The city of Colón (pronounced Cologne) is named after Christopher Colombus.

Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin) 

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
<g is silent>

Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name
"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

User warning
Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.

***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm} 

mainly used for senses of happiness or just perverting. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is mainly nicknamed lenny. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ and if you want to know it just go to text.fac.es
but if you don't want to snare just don't click.
Cohen Pirate: have you heard of the booty song?
Pervert: yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) {pronounced as: MMmmmMmmmMmmmmm}
Cohen Pirate: i heard and i got the sake of cringe

Touche (Pronounced 'toosh') 

1) The act of ejaculating, usually in a celebratory fashion.

2) The product of ejaculation.

Not to be mistaken for Touché (too-shay)
Touche (Pronounced 'toosh')

I would show you my test grade, but I touched all over it when I saw it.

Oh my god, this food is making me touche.

Have you cleaned all the touche off your walls yet?