Promiscuitarian

1. A member of the church of promiscuity.

2. A religious, but promiscuous person.

1. Man: Hey, would you be interested in joining our church?

Woman: What church are you?

Man: We're promiscuitarians, the church of promiscuity.

Woman: I'm in.

2. Tim: Hey, you know Cathy?

Mark: Yeah.

Tim: I'm totally going to do her!

Mark: She's so uptight and religious, she'll never let you.

Tim: Yeah, it looks like that, but she's actually a promiscuitarian.

Mark: Sweet.

Promiscuitarian by ZMan March 2, 2010

Promisecuity 

Promising over and over what it is impossible to promise.

Promisecuity was his worst defect of character.

Promisecuity by Verna The Older August 17, 2021