jump on the couch
Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes
jump on the couch by Carlo Evidente July 1, 2005
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fat on the couch
Common condition affecting married women.
Scientists have proven that a combination of diamond/gold wedding rings and wedding cake lead to your once attractive girlfriend (Now wife) getting Fat On The Couch. This woman who once took care of herself and made efforts to dress sexy and wear make-up, now rarely moves her fat ass off the couch. This condition is triggered by the chemical interaction of the wedding rings and cake and leads to the woman feeling secure knowing she can let her body go to hell because if her husband divorces her, she gets half his stuff.
Scientists have proven that a combination of diamond/gold wedding rings and wedding cake lead to your once attractive girlfriend (Now wife) getting Fat On The Couch. This woman who once took care of herself and made efforts to dress sexy and wear make-up, now rarely moves her fat ass off the couch. This condition is triggered by the chemical interaction of the wedding rings and cake and leads to the woman feeling secure knowing she can let her body go to hell because if her husband divorces her, she gets half his stuff.
My buddy's ex-wife got fat on the couch less than a year after they got married. He got tired of screwing a fat slob so got himself a hottie on the side. He kicked the fat bitch to the curb, but she took half his stuff.
fat on the couch by Tank178 November 7, 2005
fat on the couch
Adjective describing someone who is in a very lazy mood. Does not want to get up from the couch, or does not want to disturb what they are doing.
Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
Also, lack of excitement which can lead to a buddahlike state of bliss.
1) Yeah, so the Steelers are on tv and my dad's all fat on the couch... so I dont think I can get a ride out with you.
2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
2) My dog is bein' fat on the couch right now, and if you came over I think he'd be pretty happy.
fat on the couch by D Clem November 1, 2005
Brown spot on the couch
Brown spot on the couch by Anonymous True Person November 30, 2018
Let me sleep on the couch
When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative.
You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.
Let me sleep on the couch by Cosmo Poolaski July 9, 2011
Noodles-on-the-Couch Day
One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day
Noodles-on-the-Couch Day by Fergie03 December 31, 2020
Chick On The Couch
Chick On The Couch by dirtydictionarydusty March 20, 2023