On The Clock Dump 

I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.

Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!

On The Clock Dump by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

On The Clock Dump 

Taking a poop at work while getting paid.

Bob just clocked in at work. Its time for his morning On The Clock Dump.

On The Clock Dump by hangnail1 June 29, 2012

crappin on the clock 

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.

I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.

crappin on the clock by crappin4fun March 25, 2009

pooping on the clock 

the act of taking an extra long break at work to poop

this is beneficial because you are still getting paid (whether it be hourly, or salary), and you'll feel good too.

mr. bojangles told me to file the tps reports. but i think i'd rather be pooping on the clock.

pooping on the clock by TeeKaih November 6, 2009

deuce on the clock 

Precisely, taking a shit while being paid at work.

Deuce meaning number 2, or in bathroom terms, going poop.

Clock means clocked in at work.

Can be used as a verb,noun, adjective, adverb

While at work today I took a deuce on the clock.

Took a deuce on the clock in the wb : means,took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom.

Taking a deuce on the clock in the wb while in ot.: means, took a deuce on the clock in the woman's bathroom while in overtime.

Youre not going to want to go in there, just took a major deuce on the clock.

deuce on the clock by @AKADonaldTrump January 24, 2015

If it’s on the clock 

they get the cock.

Yo, if it’s on the clock, they get the cock.

If it’s on the clock by Accidental rape February 13, 2018

Piss on the Clock 

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.

Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.

Piss on the Clock by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011