This day is designated for all the Noahs around the world that just need some love. So get your favorite Noah a nice gift on February 12th!
Person 1: Aw man I almost forgot that it’s National Noah appreciation day! I gotta get him something extra special!
Person 2: Yeah you better! I suggest a nice cologne or his favorite candy!
December 11th 2021 has become the true national masterbation day after Noah the high schooler beat his meat12 times in one day breaking his previous record of 7