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Murtaugh List

A list made famous from the TV show "How I Met Your Mother" inspired by Danny Glover's charater Roger Murtaugh in the movie series "Lethal Weapon."

Murtaugh's catch phrase in these movies was "I'm too old for this shit"

Putting something on the Murtaugh List acknowledges that as you grow up, there's stuff you just can no longer do that you did in your youth.
I can no longer pull an all-nighter. It's on my Murtaugh List.

BARNIE: "Hey Ted, want to dye your hair a funny color and attend a rave?"
TED: "No Barney, I can't. It's on my Murtaugh List"
Murtaugh List by MattyBeatz March 30, 2009
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SGT. Murtaugh 

The act of sitting on a toilet so long that you loose the feeling in your legs.
I got a SGT. Murtaugh on the john last night while playing angry birds
SGT. Murtaugh by jostdog September 14, 2010

murtatha 

- (adj.) Description of something extremely and overwhelmingly handsome.

- (n.) When seen with "murtatha", onlookers are prone to cower in protection of extreme heat.

- (n.) When a "murtatha" is seen in a state, it is obvious that there is a heat wave.

- People subjected to "murtatha" must live in a cooler until the "murtatha" wears off.
When I saw him with murtatha, I pissed in my pants and it evaporated
murtatha by Murtman March 3, 2011

Murtadha 

Murtadha is an arabic name, whom only the perfect guys have. Murtadha has a big dick, and doesnt have flaws. He is a perfect man. Not to mention, but he is also fucking hot.
Wow Murtadha, please fuck me.
Murtadha by spisgodt17 February 1, 2022
to be completely owned, similar to the term pwnd, but even worse
Tom: ohhh man,John just got his shot straight SWATTED!!!
Jim: yeah, he got completely murtaghed
murtaghed by brandon sunkel May 24, 2006

Murtaughed

To sit on the toilet too long, therefore losing feeling in your legs.
I just Murtaughed myself playing Angry Birds for an hour.
Murtaughed by everythingis May 22, 2011
Murragh is an amazing and a heartwarming guy he is so much better than stinky poopoo femboy Ryans . Once you lock eyes with him you cant stop think of him. He will steal your girl faster than your dad left you . He is a very sexy and handsome man .
Murragh is super sexy
Murragh by RossSucks June 24, 2021