Cesar Millan

Born in Mexico, Cesar worked on a farm as a boy and wanted to become a dog trainer in America. He illegally immigrated to the US and worked in San Diego in at a small dog grooming shop. He then worked as a limo/vallet service. After everyone saw how good he was with dogs, word of mouth spread and he soon started training dogs/people as he had his own small side business. Jada Pickett Smith was one of his first major clients and offered to help Cesar set up his own business.

Now he is host of the popular "Dog Whisperer" show on National Geographic. He is very good with dogs and constantly tells people to stop treating dogs like humans and be their pack leaders!

Exercise, Disipline, and then Affection - In that order!

Cesar Millan to a typical owner who spoils their pet with effection: "Be the pack leader and give off a assertive dominant energy and your dog will love you. Only give affection if the dog is being calm submissive"

Cesar Millan by Doggmaster431 July 17, 2009

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Cesar Millan'd

Solution to behaviour defect in girls who quit in the middle of a BJ. Simply by tapping the bottom of their chin or punching the jugular.

Chase:"She stopped while she was giving me a BJ, so I Cesar Millan'd her ass and told her to get back to work!"

Said:"Grande."

Cesar Millan'd by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009

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Mike Millan

A guy who will pull you in, make you love him, act like he loves you, then crush you. Make you look bad just to save himself from being caught red handed. He is a player and cheats on almost every girl. No one knows if he is real! He fucks with girls minds and then makes them cryy!

He is a scumbag faggot!

"Awe that guy is so cutee <3"
"No, he's basically Mike Millan"

Mike Millan by trw2011 July 29, 2012