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Melrose Park 

Melrose Park is a suburb of Chicago, IL, and has a mixture of middle-class and working-class citizens, many of whom have lived there their whole lives. Historically, Melrose Park had a huge Italian population, but from the late 1980s to now (2010), there has been an influx of Hispanic immigrants (largest groups being Mexican, Puerto Rican, and Colombian). Probably the biggest business in Melrose Park is restaurants--whether you're White, Hispanic, Black, Blue, Purple, people in Melrose Park love food! There are some really nice Mexican/Hispanic restaurants and fast food/take-out places, as well as several cafés and Italian restaurants in town, a *really* good one being Abruzzo's. One problem, though: if you're going to eat inside any time between noon and 5:00, don't count on it being peaceful, because lots of older Italian men (like the Police and Fire chiefs, for example) tend to hang out there, drink some vino, and talk *really loudly*, often with swearing. Bringing little kids there during this time might not be the best idea, unless of course said men are behaving themselves. But the food is excellent! Melrose Park also has great pizza places. Some things Melrose Park is famous for: the former amusement park Kiddieland (which closed down in 2009); birthplace of theatre actress Carol Lawrence, who was the original Maria in the stage production West Side Story; and birthplace of basketball player Michael Finley. We're also (in)famous for political scandals.
"So hey girl, I went to Melrose Park the other day, in La Selva, and this fuckin pindeho called me a gordita. I'm finna beat his ass!"
Melrose Park by baerro March 26, 2010
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melrose park fl 

A neighborhood in ft.lauderdale Florida home on the real niggas the real Hustals we get it of the strength
I seen him with a bank roll I approached him and ask where he from . He responded Melrose Park Fl
melrose park fl by D1h November 5, 2018

Melrose sling shot

when your about to cum , you pull out of the girl, and pull your dick back letting go just as you cum so that you fling cum at the girl leave a streak across the girls back
" i pulled back to aim my melrose sling shot, but got some in my eye before i fired"

Melrose Manors

The heart or the core of Melrose. Located in Broward county, home of the realest niggas
No cap them Melrose Manors boys fadin!
Melrose Manors by Todd Gibs September 25, 2018

Melrose, MA 

Melrose is located about twenty miles north of Boston. Traditionally, it was built for the rich doctors who lived in huge houses in the suburbs and took the train into Boston. Today, it is better known as "the Dirty Rose." People in Melrose never leave the couple mile radius, which is weird when you get to the fourth generation of a family. The girls are 90-pound hollister/abercrombie wearing sluts who all look the exact same and follow around the boys. The guys are all man whores who think they're t. If you're from Melrose, odds are you are either an alcoholic, smoke weed regularly, or a pyrotechnic. You may also have some fascination with graffiti.
Melrose, MA has the third highest drug problem in Massachusetts

Melrose Park 

In truth, it's neither a park nor a real suburb as it's really just 3 or 4 streets in Ermington and West Ryde. However, its residents wanted higher land values by having a different postcode and not being branded Ermington.

Not to be confused with the beautiful people in Melrose Place, a popular 90s American TV series.
Friend: Where do you live?
Me: Melrose Park.
Friend: Where's that?
Melrose Park by Melrose Park May 22, 2018