Scratching the McCain Bus 

A euphemism for masturbating. The phrase was first coined when John McCain's campaign tour bus collided with a van in Miami in August 2008.

Man, I was so horny the other day even scratching the McCain Bus didn't help relieve the tension.

Scratching the McCain Bus by Stringer57 October 18, 2008

catholic conformist republican spinkick Mccain 

The most awesome move to do in the pit

i just saw John Mccain windmilling at the anal cunt concert and i responded by throwing him a catholic conformist republican spinkick mccain to show my appreciation to such a pioneering deathcore contributor

catholic conformist republican spinkick Mccain by sean reinert November 23, 2010