May 20 

The day you drink all the sprite cranberry you want bro, you don't get to share with no one ether.

Me: Aye you want a sprite cranberry
Him: yeah sure
Me: SIKE ITS MAY 20 I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE BITCH

May 20 by YEET BITCH I GO TO AFSA December 6, 2019

May 20 

National I don't give a crap day

May 20:
*...*
"I dont give a crap"

May 20 by B̴r̴o̴o̴k̴i̴e̴ May 18, 2021

May 20 

Get ur friend to do everything

me: ay cuh do this for me
friend: hell na u can’t tell me what to do
me: umm yea it’s May 20
friend: o shi

May 20 by machary May 10, 2022

May 20 

Is the day where anyone can catch these hands, Rated E for everyone🥊

Him: Its May 20, equal rights day. Put them hands up gang
Her: Huh? *Slumped*

May 20 by Wiselightskin May 19, 2022

May 20 

Cher's birthday, which means that if you were born this day you are blessed, should be an international holiday.

hey babe it's may 20th, wanna go out and celebrate cher's birthday?
yes of course!

May 20 by chergellxr September 5, 2020

May 20 

Chinese Network Valentine's Day. '520' is pronounced in Chinese very similar to ' i love you' in Chinese, so people celebrate love on this day. For the Chinese, today is like Valentine’s day.

"Today is May 20!"
"Yes, I love you babe, where are we gonna celebrate today?"

May 20 by audreyww May 18, 2022

May 20 

May 20 is the best day to be with you girlfriend. Did u and your girlfriend Get together on May 20 your gonna marry her

Person 1: can I leave early I have to meet my girl
Person 2: Why os it something spesial?
Person 1:Yes Its may 20 and Im getting married

May 20 by ImNowMarried October 16, 2019